Oh you so beautiful

My last night riding in the ATX-short lived..
Still, I always come out ahead..
Broke..but ahead.
Who knew carting the beautiful people around the little city could be so fun.
Thanks Austin..
See you when the weather breaks.

Geez Austin..

Youre kind of excessively faggy. Its becoming a nuiscance to me. Comparable to the army of cigarette mongers on the drag or the endless cacophony of construction all over downtown. Sure, you want to get laid, but your enticements of weed and mincy brushing of my hand or arm are really shameless. Shame seems to be a prehistoric term in the warehouse district.  Just saying, this is why women never should have got the vote. Go get married for all our sakes.
Come on dudes, have an ounce of dignity.
Anyway, this is my last weekend riding in the ATX for at least a few weeks. I am going out of state on business...dirty, dirty business..
Ill keep my camera snapping all weekend and share all the magic.
Mmm..vegetables.
The End

Caught a ride at..

The Hilton dt
The W
Key Bar
RR and Sixth

I'll show you my..

Boobs because I don't have any money.
  Of course you don't, you stumbled up to me hiccuping then handed your phone to me
"JOEY YA DuMBBI(hiccup)TCHTELL HIM WHEREYOURE(hiccup) AT
To Bikinis then.
What do I care-youll never make it, I will just get you there much faster.
Through the alley on 7th, titties hanging out, HICCUPING endlessly,  bouncing through APD horse poop, and the soggy remains of a hundred revellers.
  You only help me trollop -for when the choosing of my wife arrives-your vulgar display will always be priceless.
The End

5 german girls..five dollars. Haha

yep petty cab new stuff, rides tonight see exhibit b see exhibit a..my best ride tonight my worst