Oh you so beautiful

My last night riding in the ATX-short lived..
Still, I always come out ahead..
Broke..but ahead.
Who knew carting the beautiful people around the little city could be so fun.
Thanks Austin..
See you when the weather breaks.

Geez Austin..

Youre kind of excessively faggy. Its becoming a nuiscance to me. Comparable to the army of cigarette mongers on the drag or the endless cacophony of construction all over downtown. Sure, you want to get laid, but your enticements of weed and mincy brushing of my hand or arm are really shameless. Shame seems to be a prehistoric term in the warehouse district.  Just saying, this is why women never should have got the vote. Go get married for all our sakes.
Come on dudes, have an ounce of dignity.
Anyway, this is my last weekend riding in the ATX for at least a few weeks. I am going out of state on business...dirty, dirty business..
Ill keep my camera snapping all weekend and share all the magic.
Mmm..vegetables.
The End

Caught a ride at..

The Hilton dt
The W
Key Bar
RR and Sixth

I'll show you my..

Boobs because I don't have any money.
  Of course you don't, you stumbled up to me hiccuping then handed your phone to me
"JOEY YA DuMBBI(hiccup)TCHTELL HIM WHEREYOURE(hiccup) AT
To Bikinis then.
What do I care-youll never make it, I will just get you there much faster.
Through the alley on 7th, titties hanging out, HICCUPING endlessly,  bouncing through APD horse poop, and the soggy remains of a hundred revellers.
  You only help me trollop -for when the choosing of my wife arrives-your vulgar display will always be priceless.
The End

5 german girls..five dollars. Haha

yep petty cab new stuff, rides tonight see exhibit b see exhibit a..my best ride tonight my worst

Talk about a Team building exercise..

I knew I came to Coffee Haus for a reason..
The boss lady just had some kind of seizure. Good response time AFD and EMS. I still don't have much to say for APD..
She's okay.
The End

What do you midday, with no smokes..

No food, no h2o, no dough? I don't know what you do. I catch a ride a ride to Zilker. Start hiking the Greenbelt. 104°.  Wear jeans too. The river bone dry. The air on the rocks oppressive. Under the scrub canopy, lifeless. Shade welcomed, but offering no cold moisture.  Utterly alien. Try out the gps. Sure, strange mirage lady with the large assortment of dogs, that's why im perched midriver on this boulder. Sure. Why not.
  Three hours later, amidst this heat and dry, crunching inner world, I emerged onto 360, like a bit of 28 year old jerky spat out on the highway.
I walked into some nondescript office building, damning blacktop every step, and stood at the water fountain for a 30 count, and bummed a smoke from a begrudging office worker.  ' no fires of any kind on the trail', but he didn't want to chat with me nor I with him so I would save the prideful excuses for someone who cared.
  Gps'd a starbucks nearby, because they will serve anybody h2o and I kind of enjoy rattling their sensibilities on a day such as the one I was having. Bummed another smoke, caught the 338 on a courtesy ride (capmetro drivers are always cool about this from my experience ' sure no problem, hop on') but I don't abuse the offer ever.
Got back to the Ice Palace and crashed after oats and brown sugar,  awoke four hours later and went dt.
The End

Pedicabbing in Austin..

From a newcomers experience. It's been about eight weekends, and an awesome experience thus far. I will try to keep it real and post as much funny and fun stuff from my nights as possible. There has been plenty of it thus far, so enjoy.
Note: any fellow riders please post and comment. You guys are all badass, so chime in anytime.
Cheers